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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
U are...
I.D.I.O.T.
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
r u smiling now?
YOU IDIOT
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhane ko kaha Jise khusi me
padho to gham ho or
agar gham me padho to khusi ho ..........
Birbal ne likha: "YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA..."
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Kutch |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Plz Go To Create Message
Then Open T9 On Dictionary Option
Then Type This Numbers See The Magic
277451366514612382623
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
I like you...
Because
1. You are never boring.
2. You know how to bring smile to my face.
3. You are always on my side.
4. You are perfect.
5. You always get fooled by me,like now.
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
A Labor Pains Joke
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered. Upon their arrival, the
doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the father using airwaves.
The doctor asked if they were willing to try it out. They
were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably
more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick
it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was
amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the
pain transfer was obviously helping the wife out
considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a
healthy baby with virtually no
pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the Gardener was dead in the garden.
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by Smita Joshi
Kalyan, MH, India |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke
mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.
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by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul, Haryana, India |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
A great scholar once said: "The real problem doesn't starts
when a boy looking at girl,it begins when she turns back &
gives a smile.
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by umesh
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Husband: Begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho jis se Dil bhi khush
jaye aur jal bhi jaye.
Wife:-Tumhare sab Dosto mein sab se accha "KISS" karne ka
style tumhara hai.
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit ke pair chukar boli
pandit ji, koi sadbudhi ki bat boliye.
Pandit: Beti, BRA pehen k aya karo... Dyan bhang hota hai
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by Subrat
Rairangpur,Orissa |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
Banta:- Tu bata k meri tokri me kya he to sab ANDE tere.
Aur ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
Santa:- Hint to de !!!!!
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by Rajeev Meena
jaipur |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
My Dil is... Tere Naam
Take it my...Humraaz
Coz...Dil to Paagal Hai
Don't say...Hum Apke Hai Kaun
Bcoz...Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam
Be quick...Kal Ho Na Ho
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ahmedabad,india |
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
tapur tupur bristi pore sara ta din dhore,
meghla belai bondhuder tai boddo mone pore,
bristi re tor kane kane bolchi ami tai,
kamon ache bondhu amar khabor niea aay...
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kolkata, india |
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