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Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday |
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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;-> |
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Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;-> |
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap” |
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Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again |
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I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack. |
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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me! |
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-) |
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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p |
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Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right! |
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