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Thu, 1 May
2008
Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon
to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend
aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata
hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho
theek ho jao gaye.
Submitted by maryam
lahore pakistan |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
Stars are too far, sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable, so God
especially made friends like u, so
that i can say "I have my own little
universe"
=K=E=E=P==S=M=I=L=I=N=G=
Submitted by Ashish
Delhi, India |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET
PERSON like U.
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Wed, 30 Apr
2008
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Wed, 30 Apr
2008
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the
bottom of his heart. for this may mean that there is still
enough space for another girl on top :]
Submitted by Baby Kumari
Deonar, Mumbai, India |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
A husband visited a marriage
counselor and said, "When we were
first
married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog
would run around barking. Now after
ten
years it`s all different. I come
home, the dog brings the slippers
and my
wife runs around barking."
"Why complain ?" said the counselor,
"You re still getting the same
service!"
Submitted by maryam
lahore pakistan |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek
larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main
aya tha!
Submitted by SUNIL
RAJKOT , GUJARAT ,INDIA |
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