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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans: Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! |
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.. |
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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam |
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Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D |
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p |
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Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago
ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;-> |
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Banta:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Banta: You see my legs, and tell me. |
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Banta pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! |
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon? |
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born |
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. |
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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!” |
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