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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have! |
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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai. |
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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO” |
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey |
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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar |
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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!! |
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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah |
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Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Banta : Yes. A good doctor. |
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Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI |
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A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it) |
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-) |
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all! |
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On a romantic day Banta’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Banta : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. |
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