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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Submitted by Sheru
Chennai, India

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

***VACANCY***
POST = True Friendship
ELIGIBILITY = Loving n caring
EXPERIENCE = Not required
DUTY = 10 sms daily
SALARY = Never ending relation
TO JOIN = Send msg Urgently

Submitted by Kaif Barkaati
Puranpur

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Submitted by sachin
vapi

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

don't change ur character 4 the person u luv..
but change completely 4 the person who luvs u.!
Feel the difference..!
thats lyfe

Submitted by Rajat
indore

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

friendship means:
u happy, I happy
u sad, I sad
u cry, I cry
u laugh, I laugh
u fell down in mud,
i dance
dhinchak...dhinchak...dhinchak

Submitted by Bindu Rakesh
Hyderadad, India

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Ek sardar road se gujar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

Submitted by idrish
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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Aapko koi gam heto khushi hum h,
ro rahe ho to hashi ham,
udaas ho to umang hum h,
akele ho to sath hum h
ab muskura bhi do kyuki jab hum hai to kya gum hai.

Submitted by rohit tal
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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Mohabbat kro IBADAT k sath
Pyar kro NAZAQAT k sath
Dosti kro INSANIYAT k sath
SMS padh liya?
Chlo ab Rply kro SHARAFAT k sath

Submitted by Kaif Barkaati
Puranpur

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Friday, November 20th, 2009

Apni Zindagi ki to Ajeeb Kahani He,
jis cheez ko pana chaha wo begani he,
Haste he to sirf duniya ko hasane k liye,
warna in aankho me to paani hi paani hai.

Submitted by Sameed
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