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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life! |
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your
brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before |
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Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level |
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U |
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient. |
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Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you??? |
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3
movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
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2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst
affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs
on.... Escalators |
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Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk
over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise? |
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed! |
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Close your eyes I have a gift for you
1
2
3
Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!! |
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear. |
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What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH! |
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Banta falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her:
"I LUV U SISTER" |
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MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE |
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What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent. |
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