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 Thursday, February 4th, 2010

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Submitted by Rajesh Gupta
Ranchi, Jharkhand, India

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Lovely place
"kashmir"
Lovely number
143
Lovely day
"14th feb"
Lovely organ
"Heart"
Lovely M'ment
"Taj Mahal"
Lovely gift
"Rose"
Lovely friend
"U"
Happy Valentine's Day!

Submitted by Arvind Rathod
Farrukhabad (UP)

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Submitted by sameer khan
seoni m p

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

aasman se patthar gira pani me,
aasman se patthar gira pani me,
.
aur
aawaz aayi dubuk-dubuk.

Submitted by phonon
Goa, India

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho

Submitted by habib i. saiyad
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Three guys meet in a bar.
1st guy: I am a DJ!
2nd guy: I am a VJ!
3rd guy: I am a BJ!
1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?
3rd guy: "BALD JOE"

Submitted by Philip J
Chennai, INDIA

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

tusi bade hi great ho,
rasgulle ki plate ho,
ande ka kret ho,
jalebi ki tarah straight ho,
sms karne me late ho,,
kher jo bhi ho mere favoriate ho

Submitted by jasmine
mumbai

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool
hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.

Submitted by Arvind Rathod
Farrukhabad (UP)

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

aansu na hote to aankh itni khubsurat na hoti
dard na hota, khushiyok ki kimat na hoti
puri karta khuda yuhi sab murrade,to ibadat ki
kabhi zarurt na hoti.

Submitted by sourabh
rohtak,haryana

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Submitted by selamu.mathewos
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 Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.
Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.
Love hua Risky, Don't worry hav WHISKY.
Take advise of mine, always drink WINE...

Submitted by Pankaj Sarkar
Malbazar, P.o Mal, Pin 735221, Mob. 9932486424

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