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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya
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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in
evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM |
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n
slapped the man n said: He's not my friend. |
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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. |
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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton
ka. |
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Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds
later he received a report on his phone and he started to
dance. The report said: 'Delivered' |
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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane
gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai |
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said,
"Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets. |
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Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and
a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste. |
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Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too! |
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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! |
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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun
maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol
karangey. |
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