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Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!” |
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When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt
Still people say
This is men’s world |
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p |
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Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
House job: i did it
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:( |
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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message. |
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”. |
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap. |
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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service! |
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Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai :-) |
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