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Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Santa- Yesterday night I saved a girl from Rape.
Banta- O-Great! but how?
Santa- Self Control buddy Self Control !!!
Funny SMS
Submitted by Rajshree
Pritampura, N.Delhi |
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Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar.
Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...
Jokes SMS
Submitted by Yusuf
Mira Road, Mumbai |
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
you are the one that keeps my heart beating fast
and
implanting butterflies in my stomach
I like you!
Love SMS Submitted by Minal
Mumbai |
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
o meri jaan
banaras ki pan
dosti ki aan
pyar ki shaan
hathi k dhaan
mere butter naan
maan ya na maan
but i really mis u shaitan!!!
Love SMS
Submitted by Ridhi Seth
Chennai |
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Monday, May 16th, 2011
(’-') Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(’;') Angry
(’:') Bored
(’.') Proud
(’o') Hungry
(’?') Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy
I like to accompany you in every mood :-)
Good Day!
Good Day SMS Submitted by Sneha Pathak
Birpur, MP, India |
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Monday, May 16th, 2011
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you
die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?
Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
SMS Jokes Submitted by P. Dhoni
Jamalpur, Bihar |
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Sunday, May 15th, 2011
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”
Love SMS Submitted by M.Kumar
Delhi |
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Sunday, May 15th, 2011
Arithmetic of love :–
1 + 1 = everything,
and 2 – 1 = nothing
Love SMS Submitted by M.Kumar
Delhi |
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Monday, May 9th, 2011
The Pain Of Missing Someone Is Turn To Pleasure
If We Knew They Are Also Missing You Too...
Have a nice day!
Missing You SMS
Submitted by Raja
Gaziabad, West UP, India |
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Monday, May 9th, 2011
Boys Can Never be
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
Funny SMS Submitted by Minal Ghosh
NRI, Dubai |
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