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Monday, April
25th, 2011
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Funny SMS
Submitted by Raj
Nasik, India |
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Monday, April
25th, 2011
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me
also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and
get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're
the PRINCIPAL!
Funny SMS Submitted by Sima
Noida, Uttarpradesh, India |
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Monday, April
25th, 2011
Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With
Another Guy.
Wife: Why Are You So Early?
Husband: Who Is He?...
Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic.
Husband and Wife SMS
Submitted by Sima Nayar
Rohtak, India |
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Monday, April
25th, 2011
Boss hangs a notice on his office door, "I am D boss, don't
forget"
When he returns from lunch sum1 had written "Ur wife called
up she wants her notice board back!:-)
Boss SMS Jokes
Submitted by Avi
Mumbai |
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Thursday, April
21st, 2011
Easter bring Fun,
Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes
Easter SMS
Submitted by Jenson
Nerul, Navi Mumbai |
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Thursday, April
21st, 2011
When I was 10....
Ass meant Donkey
GAY meant Happy
STRAIGHT meant Line
COCK meant Rooster
PUSSY meant Cat
STAG meant Deer
TIT was always for Tat
English has changed so much since then
Naughty SMS
Submitted by Aakash
Mumbai |
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Wednesday, April
20th, 2011
To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon,
i wud hide it from u till i die,
because u idiots will ask treat for that also.
Friendship SMS Submitted by Shailesh
Rajasthan, India |
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Wednesday, April
20th, 2011
All Sincere Girls Fall In Luv Wid
STUPID BOYS
& All Sincere Boys Fall In Luv Wid
Stupid Girlz.
I'm Neither Stupid Nor Sincere
Thats WHY I'm Single!
SMS
Submitted by Punit Ghosh
Delhi |
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