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Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d |
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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins! |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them |
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Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D |
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito. |
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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* |
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide |
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a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u. |
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Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”
Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.” :-) |
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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