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Santa had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise?
Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Santa:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Santa: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Santa: 3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Santa: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;-> |
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Banta english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:) |
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Banta to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Banta: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai. |
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Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack! |
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Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months. |
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires. |
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Banta’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old |
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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side. |
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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
a rough draft before the final copy. |
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Banta goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant. |
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog. |
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