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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in
such a strange and long way that another person who is
listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No. |
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ese kya dekh rahe ho? have send u GARAM "Jalebies" aaj ka
nasta meri taraf se!!!!
Good Morning! |
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Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.
Owner: yes madam
Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu,
kya hai aapke paas?
Owner: Ha he
Girl: 12 Dedo |
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Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. |
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…
a headache ! |
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER. |
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Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!! |
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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for
mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST |
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7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i
cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down &
den... i lauf again |
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The
lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come,
the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess
why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS! |
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Santa GAON gaya,
BUS se Utarte hi MITTI HATH me Uthakar Bola- 'Gaon ki Mitti
ki Khushbu hi Alag hai'
Banta- SAALE Thik se dekh MITTI nahi 'TATTI' hai. |
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