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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fu*k is my
roof |
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called
high B/P... |
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Pappu: Papa what is SEX?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small
box
of school admission form? |
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!! |
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5
million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-) |
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Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D |
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Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy |
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” |
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai.. |
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success
as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire” |
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P |
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