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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
I have lots of jokes in my
inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
Submitted by Jimmy
London, UK |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day!
Submitted
by Mina
Lahore, Pakistan |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Submitted
by Jakky
Allahabad, up |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Rahul: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vikas: I want 2 b a doctor.
Rinky: I want 2 b a good mother.
Sunny : I want 2 help Rinky.
Submitted
by Jakky
Allahabad, up |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai
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"APUN KA SMS"
Submitted
by Jitendra Pandey
Bilaspur C.G. |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.........
Submitted
by Jitendra Pandey
Bilaspur C.G. |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo NE Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon NE ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Submitted
by Jitendra Pandey
Bilaspur C.G. |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Let love fill your heart instead of
hate.
When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else,
but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless
happiness.
Submitted
by ABBAS
dubai |
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Thursday,
July 9th, 2009
Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI
Submitted
by Rahulgujjewar
Dewas (M.P.) |
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