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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning?? |
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few
bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world. |
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me? |
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A couple visit a art gallery,
husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him "ab chele?... ya ... hawaa aane ke
bad?................. |
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ek kaam kar
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tu na...
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ish msg ko delete kar de.
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1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :) |
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of
you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
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Newton's Law of Romance LOVE CAN
NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
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Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake let
him face the consequences. |
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Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone
that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had
100s already |
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We
are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master |
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girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want
happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy. |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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