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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!” |
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Banta says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D |
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog. |
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Banta: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Banta: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Banta: BANANA |
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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him
“Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;) |
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter. |
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You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai |
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. |
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”. |
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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money! |
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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl. |
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i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost. |
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Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!! |
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