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Thursday, July
2nd, 2009
Kid: Aunty, Mummy has asked for some sugar.
Aunty: Ok, what else your Mummy has said?
Kid: If that bitch doesn't gives, then ask from Pinky aunty.
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by Sonal Zemse
Thane, India |
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Thursday, July
2nd, 2009
Things will change:
From classroom 2 office,
From books 2 files,
From jeans 2 formals,
From pocketmoney 2 salries,
From G.F. 2 wife,
what will not change-:
OUR FRIENDSHIP....
Submitted by sonal verma
delhi
Submitted
by Sonal Zemse
Thane, India |
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Thursday, July
2nd, 2009
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u
see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Submitted
by Sanobar
Kharghar, Navi Mumbai |
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Thursday, July
2nd, 2009
How True.. .
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min,
a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes,
a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Submitted
by Kajal
Kalkaji, delhi |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
Why women live a better, longer & a
peaceful life?
Because, women don’t have a wife.
Submitted
by Susil
Chennai |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends
at a time:-
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Submitted
by rajesh
hyd, andrapradesh |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Submitted
by Nischal Gaur
Bhopal, MP |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
How to grow up a baby to make it
absolutely
honest,
lovable,
truthfull,
&
an extremely intelligent kid......?
Ask my parents..!
Submitted
by Ram
hyd, india |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
friendship is sweat when its new,
sweater when its true,
but sweatest when its you,
when GOD! gave friends, HE tried to be fair,
when I got you I got more than my share.
Submitted
by ABBAS
sialkot-pakistan |
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Thursday,
July 2nd, 2009
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte
the......
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Submitted
by kavita
mlk |
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