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Fri, 09
May 2008
If u worry about a trouble it
becomes double but when you
smile at it. it disapears like a
bubble so always smile at ur problem
keep smiling :)
Submitted by Chandu
Delhi |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
Nayi subah ka naya nazara------
thandi hawaa leke aayi paigam hamara
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jago utho taiyar ho jao,----
khushiyon se bhara he aaj ka din
tumhara----
G@@d M@rning----
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata,india |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
SMS to ek bahana hai,
irada to aapka ekpal churana hai,
aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi,
par aapki yaad aati hai, bas itna hi
batana tha.
Submitted by Krish,
+9779841621521
kathmandu |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
If u need a frend and there're
100 steps between us, u take
the 1st step to b near to me and
i'll take all 99 steps to b there
for u.
Submitted by Krish,
+9779841621521
kathmandu |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
Life is like a book each day a
new page wid adventures 2
experience,
Lessons 2 learn n gud deeds 2
replicate-
Have a colorful page today--
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata,India |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
Tere lips bhindi ki tarah.
Tere aankhen matar aur gaal
tamatar ki tarah. Tera face gobi ki
tarah.Ya allah ek dost diya woh bhi
sabzi mandi ki tarah.
Submitted by Shailika Dhingra
Ludhiana, India |
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Thu, 08
May 2008
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Submitted by Lucky Kumari
Lucknow, UP |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
if i was dog and u were flower
if i was dog and u were flower
i would raise my leg and give u a
shower!!!!
Submitted by Susmita
kathmandu,Nepal |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
astrologer : you must married
only 32years old women to got your
"dhosham".
sardar : shall i married 2 18 years
old girls.
Submitted by vignesh
chennai-india |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
US DIL SE PYAR KARO JO TUMHE
DARD NA DE, US DIL KO DARD NA DO
JO TUMHE PYAR KARE,KYUN KI TUM
DUNIYA KE LIYE KOI EK HO PAR KISI EK
KE
LIYE TUM SARI DUNIYA HO
Submitted by SULTAN
WB, INDIA |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
Ek lafz me kya tarif kru aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sma paoge,
Bas itna janlo ki jab log dosti k
bare me puchege,
To meri aankhon me sirf aap hi nazar
aaoge.
Submitted by Santosh Rawat
Meerut, India |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
Meri dua hai tu sabse nek
seerat ho,
Teri tarah tera dil bhi khubsurat
ho,
Dua se pehle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,
Ke khud dua ko teri haatho ki
zarurat ho
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata,India |
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Wed, 07
May 2008
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We
are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Submitted by Sima
Mumbai |
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Tue, 06
May 2008
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat,
& Say " Its too early. Let me sleep
again."
Submitted by Nimu
Kathmandu, Nepal |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Open your eyes
so the Sun can Rise,
Flowers can Blossom,
Birds can Sing,
as all r waiting to see,
Beautiful Smile at your face
and say
Have a Happy Day!
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul(Haryana), India |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Clouds r white but the sky is
blue,monkey like u should b kept in
the
zoo, dont get
angry ull find me there too,not in
the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
ha
Submitted by Haya
Cairo, Egypt |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz
ur not Messaging me Well
Submitted by amit jathar
aurangabad india |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
I may....
4get ur name
4get ur face
4get the place
4get the date
but,4getting U
4get it!!!
Submitted by Blue/Ntosh
P.E,RSA |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Hum jeete har bazi to mashur ho gaye,
Aapki hasi me hase to gum dur ho
gaye
Bas ek aap jaise dost ki badaulat
hum tute bhi to kaanch se kohinoor
ho
gaye...
Submitted by Vikas
New delhi India |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
famous writer said
"Love is like a long sweet dream"
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
"so enjoy sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes u up".
Happy Unmarried life
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul(Haryana), India |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Sir- Baccho kasam khao khabi
sharab,cigrete,jua or ladki ko
nahi chuoge.Desh k liye jaan
doge?Bache-De denge sir aisi zindagi
jikar
kya karenge.
Submitted by piyali chatterjee
kolkata,india |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
Dil main halka sa shor ho raha hai
bin SMS dil bor ho raha hai
kahain aisa to nahi mera ek pyara sa
dost
ghade ghore bech k so raha hai
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul(Haryana), India |
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Sun, 04
May 2008
what r the 7 secrets of success?
I found the answers in my room
1 Roof said: aim high
2 Fan said: be cool
3 Clock said: every min is precious.
4 Mirror said: reflect before u act.
5 Window said: see the world.
6: Calendar said: B up-to-date
7: Door said: push hard to achieve
your goal.
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul(Haryana), India |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
LoVely mSg 4 a loveLy peRson fRom a LovEly
pErson 4 a lovEly rEason at loVely tiMe frOm a lovelY Mind
iN a loVely mOod in a loveLy stYle.
Submitted by Sangita Salve
Mumbai, India |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon
to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend
aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata
hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho
theek ho jao gaye.
Submitted by maryam
lahore pakistan |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
Stars are too far, sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable, so God
especially made friends like u, so
that i can say "I have my own little
universe"
=K=E=E=P==S=M=I=L=I=N=G=
Submitted by Ashish
Delhi, India |
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Thu, 1 May
2008
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET
PERSON like U.
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Wed, 30 Apr
2008
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Wed, 30 Apr
2008
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana(Indaia) |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the
bottom of his heart. for this may mean that there is still
enough space for another girl on top :]
Submitted by Baby Kumari
Deonar, Mumbai, India |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
A husband visited a marriage
counselor and said, "When we were
first
married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog
would run around barking. Now after
ten
years it`s all different. I come
home, the dog brings the slippers
and my
wife runs around barking."
"Why complain ?" said the counselor,
"You re still getting the same
service!"
Submitted by maryam
lahore pakistan |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek
larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main
aya tha!
Submitted by SUNIL
RAJKOT , GUJARAT ,INDIA |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Dil ne kaha
Chalo SMS Karain,
Socha!
''Dil To Pagal Hai.''
Phir Khayal Aaya Chalo Koi Baat Nahi,
Jisko Karna Hai,
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Woh Bhi To
PAGAL Hai....
Submitted by Shailika Dhingra
Ludhiana, India |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Niggahein aapki Pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifazaat aap apne ko,
kyunki saanse aapki, jaan hai hamari.
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai
gam,par jo har pal saath nibhaye vo
dost milte hai kam jaise ke''U,Me
aou Hum..9948687100
Submitted by Sombir Sharma
Bhiwani,Haryana |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
Tere jaise "DOST" Ko khone nhi dunga,
Tujhe kisi or ka hone nhi dunga
(kittu)
Sarafat se mere contact me rehna
Warna marunga jhapar or rone v nhi
dunga.
Submitted by 9905237073
Patnta |
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Tue, 29 Apr
2008
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r
the most huggable, If u are a Star u
r the Brightest, and since u r my
"FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ravindra
sangli,india |
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Mon, 28 Apr
2008
what ever a mind of a man can
conceive and believe is
achievable.
Submitted by Dhiraj Pandey
Munger, Bihar, India |
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Mon, 28 Apr
2008
Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true.
The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!
Submitted by Simi
Mumbai |
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Mon, 28 Apr
2008
Wo hus kar mile Hum Pyar Sumaj
Bethe,
Bakar he Ulfat ka izhar kar bathe
Itne ache to nahe kismet humari
Phir kyo unko apne Mohabat ke Hakdar
samaj baithe
Submitted by Arpit
karolia
Narnaul , India |
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Sun, 27 Apr
2008
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Submitted by Smita Patil
Panvel, Navi Mumbai, India |
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Sun, 27 Apr
2008
Do u know the meaning of
morning_
morning means- one more innings
given by the god to play and win...
so good morning..
Submitted by Sofia sehar
okara pakistan |
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Sun, 27 Apr
2008
Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas
=K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best person
=H=U=M=
Best friend
=T=U=M= ho
=J=A=A=N=
Submitted by Bishwajeet
Amarnath
Orissa, India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
What's the difference between
wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have
any time. Neighbour's wife is
like an
ice-cream, shud hv
immediately.
Submitted by rajiv walia
NARNAUL(haryana), India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
When u smile it like a sunrise
to me ..........
and i want a daily sunrise in my
life.......
so...
so....
so.....
so......
so keep S*M*I*L*E*I*N*G
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI
OF MAHBOOBA WITH LOTS OF ZOR SHOR.
THE MAHBOOBA JHANKI FROM THE DOOR
N SAID MARGAYA HARAMKHOR.
Submitted by Danish Siddiqui
Bangalore, India |
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Sat, 26 Apr
2008
Har shaks ko deewana bna deta
h ishq,mili yaar se ek
nazar,Fasana bna deta h ishq,dil ke
mareez ho to kar lo mohabbat, har
dil ko
dhadakna sikha deta hai isdq..
Submitted by SOMBIR SHARMA
BHIWANI,HARYANA |
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