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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you
know how to drive this thing?" |
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. |
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you. |
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We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! |
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked
in? that's how dogs spend their lives. |
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a
sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing
it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
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Girls r 70% beauty Girls r 75% sweet Girls r 85% naughty
Girls r 90% cute Girls r 100% lovely totally
70+75+85+90+100= Girls are pakka 420.
Be care full.... |
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u have only 2 option in life {accept,or change}try 2 acceptwhat u cant change .try 2 changewhat u cant accept |
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3 options to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2.
Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before
the mirror & SMILE. |
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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT |
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I
play with boys!! |
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Thought of the day: "if u help a gul when she is in prob,
she will alwayz remember u
only when she will be in prob again..!!" |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! |
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3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN. |
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into
house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids
n my kids r beating our kids. |
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Increase its size Stretch it more Exercise it more
Bigger the better B'coz nothin looks better on ur face than THAT NAUTY SMILE |
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An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the
best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately.. |
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but
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