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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find.
But the day I met you, I began to see,
that love is real, and exists in me.
To Roshini my love
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by Om Prakash
Church Street, Banglore |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
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by Rohan
Sitapur, MP, India |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!
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by Rohan
Sitapur, MP, India |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur
daughter!
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by Joseph
Chennai, India |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
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by Darshan
Bhavnagar, India |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
YOU R MY LOVE GIRL
I AM UR PEARL
UR APPLE OF MY EYES
PLS DON TEL LIES
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by SHASHANK
BANGALORE, INDIA |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
Wife: Jab me gana-gati hu to aap bahar kyon chale jate hain?
Husband: Taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumhara gala
daba raha hu.
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by Somu
Mumbai |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2-thappad laga diya...
Socho kyon..?
PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
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by Ravi
Patna, Bihar |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
Bhakt: God muze dard de, tension de,muze barbad kar de, mere
pichhe har mushkil laga de
God: abe ek line me bol na "Girlfriend" de de.
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by Ravi
Patna, Bihar |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
In spite that the line was not clear but I can still feel
your voice , you
breath , your heat , your existence , your love and more ,
You do not need to add any
secret to reveal what you feel inside towards each other ,
you are the crystal clear
diamond in my life and you will always be , together will
make miracles and make
impossible possible . stay one piece till we meet blocs I
may rip you by kissing when I
see your face
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by ahmed_83
Dubai , UAE |
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Tuesday,
June 23rd, 2009
Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai...Wife:main to
maa banne wali hoon.but aap
bhi to mote hop gaye hain na....
santa: to kya hua main bhi to baap banne wala hoon...
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by Sunil
Kota,Rajasthan,India |
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