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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Hey, have a wonderful week end.
Can you smell Friday?
I tell ya . . .. It’s Friday!!!
I can smell it. . . . the weekend’s getting closer!!!
Keep going . .. it’s nearly the weekend
Put your hands in da air and wave ‘em like you just don’t
care. . . . cause
IT’S Friday!
It’s time to do the Friday dance!
Submitted
by Mirdula Singh
Bulandshahr, UP, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
3 things dat shud not b asked...
1-A man's wage
2-A woman's age &
3-a stdnt's percentage. It hurts:(
Submitted
by Naresh Dawar
Delhi |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Santa and Banta went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started
eating them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
pub-owner.
Then both exchanged their sandwiches !!!
Submitted
by Syed Mohd Abbas Abedi
Nanauta, Saharanpur, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away !!!
Submitted
by Sagar Nippani 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Every person
is a FREEDOM FIGHTER
Immediately
after Marriage!!
Submitted
by Sagar Nippani 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Once a man called to his home from his office. His servant
picked the phone. The man told: Go in front room. The
servant went to the front room. Now he told: "Open the
drawer." The servant opened the drawer. The man asked to
pick the gun. The servant did the same. The man told to step
in the room beside that room and shoot her wife. The servant
shooted the lady. Lastly then asked: Was that left room? The
servant firmly replied: No that was the room in the right.
The man then hesitatingly aid: Wrong Number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted
by Baikunth Bihari
New Delhi, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Teeth said to Tongue If I just press u little hard, u will
get cut.
Tongue replied: If I misuse one word against someone, then
all the 32 of U will come out at once
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
I love you!
I know I have said it many times to you before.
When we talked on the phone.
When we were chatting on email.
When we sent txt msgs to each other.
But no matter how many times I say it to you, it means
nothing if u are not by my side.
I love you!
Submitted
by QAISER
JEDDAH,0545455202 |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than
you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. ..
.. ..
Submitted
by Bilal
Nagpur, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
7 is very great number .....
because 7 days make week ,
7 colours make rain bow,
7 rounds make life partner......
but most important is
7 letters make friends
Submitted
by kavya
bangalore,india |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
.
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..
Submitted
by Rogan Ghost (Mitwa)
Delhi |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas!
Submitted
by Naresh Dawar
Delhi |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Ek constipated avg student college loo mein gaya.
With much efforts he relieved himself, suddnly notices
something written on the facing wall- itna zor padayi mein
lagate to 1st aa jate;)
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by Naresh Dawar
Delhi |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Submitted
by Syed Mohd Abbas Abedi
Nanauta, Saharanpur, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha
2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya
2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya !!:-
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by Syed Mohd Abbas Abedi
Nanauta, Saharanpur, India |
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Friday, June
18th, 2010
Zindagi Me Jab Kabi Kadam Ladkhadaye, Aur Gir B Jao To Darna
Mat Himat Se Khada Ho Ke Awaaz Dena ........... Waiter ...
Ek Peg Aur Lao.
Submitted
by B L swami
Shahpura |
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