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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay, Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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U r walkin in road.
Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly
2 them.
U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur
PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
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Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl "to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return
back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies.
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,mere dost aa rahe hai
Banta: Kyon!Aapke dost chura lengey
Santa: Nahin,pehchan lengey
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SANTA agar aapko
Garmi lage to aap kya
karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu
Q:fir b Garmi lage to?
S:To Cooler on kar leta hu
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Q: A Man asked Santa,
"Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2-thappad laga diya...
Socho kyon..?
PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
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Wife: Jab me gana-gati hu to aap bahar kyon chale jate hain?
Husband: Taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumhara gala daba raha hu. |
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