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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Q: What’s the difference between gud & bad gals?
A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot,
bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Submitted
by Ritesh
chembur, india |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer,
mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal,
mai rajmah tu chawal,
mai hot tu cool,
main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!!
Submitted
by Bikash
Ptana, bihar |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both r explosive
2. both r hot
3. both r dangerous when kept in open
Submitted
by vicky
jamshedpur, india |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
"she is HOT!
She is SWEET!
she is always need a LIP 4kiss!
All world MAD 4her!
WHO?
Who is she?
Do u know?.........."TEA"
chai piyo mast jiyo.....
Submitted
by Mita
mumbai |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend forever.
Submitted
by Suraj Shastri
Mangalore, India |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Submitted by Noor
Lahore, Pakistan |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
If you give a man a fish,
He eats for the day,
If you teach a man to fish,
he eats for his life time.
Submitted by Banti
hydrabad, in |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Bank Manager- Asks Santa In Interview- Wat Is Cyclone?
Santa- It Is Smallest Loan Given To Purchase A Cycle.
Submitted by Mini Gupta
Dadri, UP, India |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.
Submitted by Ranjeet 'Dholu'
Rajgeer, Bihar |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…
Submitted by Smita Kulkarni
Nasik |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
wah prabhu kya lila hai teri!
chuha billi se darti hai
billi kutta se darti hai
kutta aadmi se darta hai
aadmi biwi se darta hai
biwi chuha se darti hai
Submitted by KITTY
KARNATAK, INDIA |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Ek Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k liye haan bol di hai”
Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi ushe itni
asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”
Submitted by Piyush
Mumbai |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Munna bhai: Apun ko kaisy pata chalega ki ye bakra hai ya
bakri?”
Circuit: ”Simple hai bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga
to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Submitted by Piyush
Mumbai |
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Thursday,
September 3rd, 2009
Aap Jab Apne Room Me Akele Bed Pe Lete Hue Cell Pe Baate Kar
Rahe Hoge To
Mai Apke Karib Aake Apko Pyar Se Kahuga
"Bewakuf Walk Wen U Talk"
Submitted by Aakash
Jaipur, India |
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