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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Submitted
by Jamila
Nasik, MH |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.if a hug was a
second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a
sea.if love was a person id send u me!
Submitted
by Jamila
Nasik, MH |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Never Think of Past, It
brings Tears.
Don't Think of Future, It brings Fears.
Live This Second, It brings Cheers.
:)
Good Morning Friend.
Submitted
by Kamakhya
Guwahati |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
Submitted
by Bina
solapur, india |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Teacher: What is the difference between call-girl,
Girl-friend and Wife.??
Student: Prepaid
Postpaid
Unlimited
Submitted
by CHINTU
PATNA, INDIA |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Experiences r like waves,
they come 2 u on shore of life,
drag the sand from beneath your feet,
but each wave makes u stand on a new base.
Submitted
by anjali
INDIA |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
A typical student flips a coin n think.
If Head- will go 2 sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study
Submitted
by Pawan
Kathmandu, Nepal |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Train mai ek husband
apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
Submitted
by Pinku
delhi, india |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Zindagi aik gift hay {QABOOL KIJYE}
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai {MEHSOOS KIJYE}
Zindagi ek dosti hai {dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai {BAANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai {JEE LIJIYE}
Submitted
by TOSHI
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Larki waly: Humain aisa larka chahiye,
Jo Kuch Khata peeta na ho,
Aur Kuch Ghalat kaam na karta ho,
Pandit: Aisa Larka to aapko ICU k Emergency Ward main he
milega.
Submitted
by chintu
bhiwani,india |
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Monday,
September 14th, 2009
Munna bhai: abye ye circuit ye miss call karne wala kutta
hai ya kamina?
circuit: agar miss call mara to kutta hai or nahi mara to
kamina hai vai.
Submitted
by Basanta Shrestha
(Kathmandu, Nepal) |
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