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Husband
asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever |
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Wife:
I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday. |
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Husband
to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life. |
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Husband
wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D |
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Biwi(Ghusse
Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….?? |
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When
a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
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Wife:
Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gaay?
Husband: doosray doctor ka passs.. |
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Husband
came home frm office, Saw hiz Wife wid hiz Friend in Bed. He
shootz hiz Friend.
Wife sayz.If u behave like dis, one day u will lose all of
your friendz |
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Husband(Drunk)
- tum kon hoo?
Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai |
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Husband:
Darling, 10 years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is, it was
250ml before but now it's 1.5 litter. |
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Do
u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! |
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Wife:
kal teen chor ny gher main ghuss ker mera rape kar diyaa
Husband: tumnay roka nahi?
Wife: bohat roka per unhone kaha k ab bahut der ho gaya hai,
ab jane do! |
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Q.
What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model
milta’ |
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