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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
Man to Barber: Cut my hair
Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them...
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by Prem
Jamalpur, Bihar |
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much "I Like U"
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by shree
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
A good relation does not depend upon how good understanding
we have,
It rather depends upon how good we are at avoiding the
misunderstandings.
Submitted
by Mohsin Amin
Srinagar Jammu and Kashmir |
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
Sometimes in life v have Run so fast,
that v dont notice any 1 RUNNING with us.
v notice Them only when we FALL.....
& They stop to pick US up...
They are called FRIEND
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by SONIA
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
Two Friends were bantering and debating on which Gender is
the best in different things, till the issue of sex come
up!a man said, we enjoy it most, y do u think we are so
obssessed with proposing girls? a lady said no, look to this
example, if ur ears is itching and u winkle it arround with
your little finger, which one feel good? ur ears or ur
little finger?
Submitted
by Kleopas
Windhoek, Namibia. |
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what will computer think...?
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'Intel inside...,
'mental outside..'
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by Namrata
Mumbai, India. |
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
1Boy 1Smile
1Smile 1Feeling
1Feeling 1Meet
1Meet 1Proposal
1Proposal 1Love
1Love 1Marriage
1Marriage....
111111 Problems
So Avoid the "1'st SMILE"
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by Ragesh
Kerala |
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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by shilpa
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Tuesday,
October 6th, 2009
1 baar 1 Terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me Bomb Rakh Diya.
Log Chillaye- budhiya Bomb hai,
budhiya Bomb hai.
Wo sharmakar boli-Dhat,Woh to mein Jawani me thi?
Submitted
by Abhinav
Jamshedpur, India |
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