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Daily SMS Dose |
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Thursday, July 29th, 2010 |
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An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back.
so, when life is dragging you back with
difficulties, it means that its going to launch you in to
victory....
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by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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by Jayant Patil
Mumbai |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day &
Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night
Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD laughed and said:U really know how to negotiate.but
since u are praying and asking happiness for ur friends,I
can’t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont you worry.
All ur friends will be happy everyday!
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by Jayant Patil
Mumbai |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?
Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi
thi.!!
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Raj: Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Ladai hone Wali hi.
Peny K Bad, Raj: 1 Glass aur do Ladai Hone Wali Hi.
Juice Wala: Ladai Kab Hogi?
Raj: Jab tu Paise mange ga tab!!
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.!!
Submitted
by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
HANS MUKH
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
HUSBAND
kehte Hain.
Submitted
by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta vhild - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli
pakad lete hain.
Submitted
by ManMohan Garg
Hansi, Hisar, Haryana |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
When every1 loves u,
When every1 cares for u,
When every1 thinks about u,
Then sit in a corner, close ur eyes & THINK
Sala kuch toh locha hai.
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by Rajiv
Punjab, india |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Legal voting age-18 yrs
Legal marrige age-21 yrs
matlab sarkar v manti hai ki 18 ki age me admi desh sambhaal
sakta hai par biwi nahi.
Submitted
by Vijay VPCPN
Jasidih Simariya, Jharkhand, India |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Hai
Smart
n
inteligent
bahot
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
mahan
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
gadha
kitna
Mai
confused?
Ab msg Niche se upr pado.
Submitted
by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Zindagi mein log
milte hai
+EVERY TIME+
Aur ache lagte hai
+SOME TIME+
Dost bante hai
+ONE TIME+
Par yaad Aate hai
+LIFE TIME+
Submitted
by Ritesh 9098133004
Raipur chhattisgarh |
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