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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Things will change:
From classroom 2 office,
From books 2 files,
From jeans 2 formals,
From pocketmoney 2 salries,
From G.F. 2 wife,
what will not change-:
OUR FRIENDSHIP....
Submitted by sonal verma
delhi

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Most of the shadows of our life are caused by
our standing in our own sunshine.


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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 Kid: Aunty, Mummy has asked for some sugar.
Aunty: Ok, what else your Mummy has said?
Kid: If that bitch doesn't gives, then ask from Pinky aunty.

Submitted by Sonal Zemse
Thane, India

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Submitted by Sanobar
Kharghar, Navi Mumbai

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 How True.. .
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min,
a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes,
a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

Submitted by Kajal
Kalkaji, delhi

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don’t have a wife.

Submitted by Susil
Chennai

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time:-
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Submitted by rajesh
hyd, andrapradesh

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

Submitted by Nischal Gaur
Bhopal, MP

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely
honest,
lovable,
truthfull,
&
an extremely intelligent kid......?



Ask my parents..!

Submitted by Ram
hyd, india

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 friendship is sweat when its new,
sweater when its true,
but sweatest when its you,
when GOD! gave friends, HE tried to be fair,
when I got you I got more than my share.

Submitted by ABBAS
sialkot-pakistan

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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Submitted by kavita
mlk

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