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Roses are red, violets are
blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell
happened
to you? |
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Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE. |
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license. |
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! |
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
Aila...! U 2 |
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache |
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If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots.. |
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Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age. |
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U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... |
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Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam. |
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! |
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Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad” |
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Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga,
Angrezi sharab chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha,
Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!! |
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai? |
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls! |
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