| |
| |
Sun, 27 July
2008
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage
Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha
tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say
Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha
hoon......
Submitted by ahmad hussain
pakistan NWFP Noshera |
|
Send to Friends
|
|
|
|
| |
Sun, 27
July
2008
Ting Tong
Open The Door!
Kaun?
Hum
Hum Kaun?
Hum "SMS"
Kya Chahiye?
"Aap" K Chehre Par ek Pyari si
"SMILE"
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yahi Wali.
"GuD MoniG Dear"
Submitted by Amit Chaudhari
India |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Sun, 27
July
2008
LADKA: If i kiss u & run,what will u
think? LADKI: I will
think Ek bewakoof,jo pura paper
attempt kar sakta tha,sirf
objectives
likh ke bhag gaya...!!
Submitted by Vikas
Delhi |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Sat, 26 July
2008
Science has proved that sugar melts
in water, so plz don't walk in the
rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend
like u!!!
Submitted by ganesh
ganeshb25@yahoo.com |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Thu, 24
July 2008
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a
SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Submitted by ~SHEKHAR~
HAZARIBAG, Jharkhand |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
|
|
| |
Fri, 25 July
2008
Teacher to student: can you define
who is a "lecturer"
student: A Lecturer is a person who
has a very bad habit of speaking
when someone is
sleeping>>>>>>>
Submitted by sibin
kerala, india |
|
Send to Friends
|
|
|
| |
|
You are on page number:
98 |
|
More SMS Messages Submitted by
YOU! |
|
|
