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A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service! |
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted
it.
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How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
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New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming. Cheers to Reservation
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It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes u LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
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Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega. Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
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Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon… Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
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How do u identify a true music lover? A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
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Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega? Beta: Nahin Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nahin Mama: Khana? Beta: Nahin Mama: Marjana apne peo te Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
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When somebody who’s deeply in love with you tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!
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It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
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Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
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Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
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A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him:
Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! |
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