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 Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend!
Submitted by Ronit Roy
Simla, India

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to
the keyhole instead of his eye!

Submitted by Crazy Boy
AP, 9550 697 397

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 :-)

Submitted by Crazy Boy
AP, 9550 697 397

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

The best cosmetics in life-

TRUTH- for lips..

PITY- for eyes..

CHARITY- for hands..

Smile- for face &

LOVE- for heart..

Use them well & make life Beautiful!

Submitted by PRIYANKGOR
AHMEDABAD-INDIA

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

A
P e r s o n
W h o
C a n
E x p l a i n
C o l o r
T o
A
B l i n d
M a n
C a n
E x p l a i n
E v e r y
T h i n g
I n
L I F E...

Submitted by PRIYANKGOR
AHMEDABAD-INDIA

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Sometimes my mind asks why i miss u? Y i care 4 u? Y i remember u?
Then my heart answered it simply
Because "mental patient needs more care"

Submitted by Nizath
Colombo, Sri Lanka

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Attending A Wedding For
the First Time, A Little Girl Whispered To Her Mother, "Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
"Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life."
The Child Thought About This For A Moment, Then Said,
"So Why Is The Groom Wearing Black...?"

Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

A Lover's Night Text Msg ...

Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep But Don't Worry
I Promise,
we will meet In Dreams!

Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Duniya me Flirts ki kami nahi,
Suraj ko hi dekho!!
Ata hai Usha k sath,
jata hai Sandhya k sath,
Sota hai Nisha k sath,
uthta h kiran k sath or
Rahta h Rosni ke sath..

Submitted by RamuBahusar
Mysore, India.

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

When you face choices just toss a coin. Not bcz it settles the question. While d coin is in d air u ll know what your heart is hoping for!!

Submitted by RamuBahusar
Mysore, India.

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

The ultimate truthful and the most daring lines on the T shirt of a boyfrnd on a date: "I love u for pleasure, If u want loyalty hire a Dog".

Submitted by RamuBahusar
Mysore, India.

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Nayi subah ka naya nazara,
Thandi hawa leke aya paigam hamara,
Utho,Jago,Taiyaar ho jao,
khushiyon se bhara ho aaj ka din tumhara
GOOD MORNING

Submitted by asawari
Mumbai, India

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Aapka sms hamesha khash hota hai,
Wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai,
Hum bhale turant jawaab na de paaye fir V,
Aapke agle sms ka intezar hota hai.

Submitted by Ashish Modi
Ranchi, Jharkhand, India

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

"ALWAYS SMILE"
U know Y..?

Bcoz :
Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!
Kya Pata..
.
.
Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &
Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.

Submitted by PRIYANKGOR
AHMEDABAD-INDIA

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 Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Boli Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To
Wo Boli Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..

Submitted by PRIYANKGOR
AHMEDABAD-INDIA

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