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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!
Miss You :)(
Submitted by Prachi Seth
Mumbai

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,
girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.

Submitted by DEEPU
HYDERABAD,INDIA

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

uske kadam jaha jaha pade,
humne vo jagah chum lee..
or vo kambkht meri maa se kah gayii...
aunty aapka ladka mitti khata rahta hai....

Submitted by Razesh
thane, india

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Pakistani poem:
Taliban Taliban,
yes papa,
making bombs,
no papa,
telling a lie,
no papa,
open ur jacket,
Tha! Tha! Tha!

Submitted by gurpreet kaur
mumbai

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

SMILE is a gift given bygod to us. so keep
smiling
smiling
smiling
smiling
smiling
smiling
unless and until u r submitted to the MENTAL HOSPITAL
ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by pooja
mumbai, india

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Mene Pani Me 1 Sikka Dala Or Bhagwan Se 1 Pyarasa Dost Manga,
Muje Aap Mil Gaye.
Asmanse Awaz Ayi,
1 Rupe Me Aisa Hi Milta He......

Submitted by DHARMESHVASAVA
BARODA

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kavi Subha ko yaad ati ho
Kavi Saam ko yaad ati ho
aor Kavi itni yaad ati ho ki
aaina ham dekhtay hai aor najar tum aati ho.

Submitted by Parvez
Saidpur, Bangladesh

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Arj kiya hai....,

"Suraj bana, to badal bane".
"Chand bana, to taare bane".
"Hushan bana, to diwane bane".
"Aap bane, to pagal khane bane".

Don't mind.

Submitted by rajaneshraj
Etah

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Are chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,
Bistar se inko neeche utaro,
karo inke saath karo fight,
kyunki ye so gaye hai bina bole good night

Submitted by arvind
delhi 9718553290

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Studnt kya jane paper ka kya hoga,Marks milange ya 0 me tie hoga,Koi na jane
apna result kya hoga,To pen ghuma paper uda,Paper uda k bol bhaiya ,ALL IS Fail .

Submitted by Neha
Delhi,India

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..





Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Submitted by Raja Chaudhary
Kanpur, UP, India

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