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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga
dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi
daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho
mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode
daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho
mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon |
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla
se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!! |
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in
1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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The world thineest book has only one word written in
it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT " |
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray
baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray
baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI.... |
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eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k
marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni
dusri tang b mujh per rakh do. |
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The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal
"FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a
babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the
place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw
this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so
cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold
drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my
favourite frnch polony" |
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody
else does the screaming. |
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever |
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per
thik se hua nahi!! |
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho. |
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago |
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