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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh
utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne
k liye istamal karte ho. |
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When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die. |
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki
woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. |
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady
mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek
line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein
main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;) |
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE! |
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a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said
that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go
buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u
buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife
said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4
free!! |
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