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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
How many space in ur heart 4me ?
If 100% send me a sweet sms,
If 75% call me,
If 50% send any sms me,
If 25% missed call me,
If 0% just miss me...
so, what u wanna do ?
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by Milan
Kirtipur, Kathmandu |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
So many options:
Poison,
Sleeping Pills,
Hanging,
Jumping from building,
Lying on Train tracks...
But people choose
MARRIAGE
-Slow but sure.
Gud Ni8
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by Rahman
N.Delhi, India |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
When you are up in ur life,
your friends know who you are.
When you are down in life,
you know who your friends are!
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by Neeraj Roshan
Sidharathnagar, UP, India |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
At the Zoo:
Is Lion ready? Yes Sir!
Is Tiger ready? Yes Sir!
Is Elephant Ready? Yes Sir,
Is Monley ready? No Sir...........
Why?
Because............
It's busy on reading this sms
Submitted
by Luxmi
Riyad, India |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
Husband to wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho, aur...
Wife: Aur kya?
Tell me Aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par..;-)
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by Smita Patel
Ahmadabad, Gujrat |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father's Day
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by dileep
patna |
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Monday,
June 22nd, 2009
Question: Bhagvan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans:jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho jaye,
aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA"
Submitted
by mahendra naik
honnavar.karanatka(9886435085) |
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