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Sun, 1 June
2008
Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain,
Honto pay muskan saja k rakhtey hain,
Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath
deti hay,
Is liye hum apne aanso chupa k
rakhte hain
Submitted by DEEPALI
PUNE |
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Sun, 1 June
2008
BAAP: beta is bar tujhe exam me 90%
lana hai
BETA: nahi dada, mai to is bar 100%
launga.
BAAP: kyo mazak kar rahe ho?
BETA: shuru kisne kiya tha?
Submitted by xyz
Mumbai |
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Thu, 29 May
2008
Smooth Roads never make good
Drivers.
Problem free life never makes
Strong Person
So, Never ask life 'Why Me?'
Instead challenge it
&
say 'Try me'...
Submitted by Uday Chownde
9860690909 Latur India |
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Thu, 29 May
2008
1 evening i will come 2 ur room,
lock the door, turn off the
lights, join u in bed. I'll come
closer 2 u, my lips near ur face....
&
I'll shout: have a gr8 night
Submitted by Sunita
Kathmandu,Nepal 9841506331 |
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Thu, 29 May
2008
Ravan was sent to court & was asked
to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath
rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta
pe haath nahin rakhunga
Submitted by dhaivat
baroda india |
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Wed, 28 May
2008
Each day is an opportunity to
craft your best life.
Submitted by ch.v.subbarao
ongole INDIA |
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Wed, 28 May
2008
A Girl asked Pappu: Woh kya hai jo
cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant
main hai or meri pant main nahin hai?
Pappu : Paise.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din main
karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pai
karte hain.
Pappu : Neend.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli
baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se
roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan main hole.
MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki
tarha saaf rakhenge?
Submitted by Uday Chownde
Latur ,India |
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Wed, 28 May
2008
dosti karo to kabhi dhokha mat dena
doston ko aansuon ka tohfa mat dena
dil se royr koi aapko yaad karke
aisa kabhi kisi ko mouqa mat den
Submitted by chintanjoshi
gujrat , india |
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