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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Banta Was Recruiting Lawyers to his Company for Legal
Advices.
He Was Taking Interviews.
Banta : Do U Knw All D Laws ?
Lawyer : Yes !
Banta : Tell Me 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics.
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..
it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
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by Mira
Panvel, Navi Mumbai |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
A new sun
A new day
A new sms
Asking u to
forget all ur
worries
sorrows
& tears
for someone
who wants to
see you happy
Have a nice day!
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by priya.s
delhi |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Customer: hi, I can't print. every time
I try, it say 'can't find printer'. i even
lifted the printer and placed on monitor.!!
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
I am thankful to government of INDIAN roads, otherwise I
would have missed the beautiful
view of...
"BOUNCING B**BS ON SCOOTIES"
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by Krishna
Ranchi,jharkhand |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Child:- Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom:- lekin beta ye to girls hostal hai.
Child:- papa to kahte hai k sari phul-jhariya yahi rehti hai..!!!
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by Ritesh
Raipur chhattisgarh |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Na dad ki mar se
Na mum ki dant se
Na dosto ki fatkar se
Na ladki k inkar se
Na chaplo ki bochar se
ladke darte hai toh bas rakhi ke tyohar se
COMMING SOON
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by kevin
mumbai,india |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
My Lover & My Best Friend R In Sinking Boat.
But I can save Only One Life.
Do U Know Whom I Save?
I Save Only My Lover & Die
with my Friend.
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
EK DIN HUSBAND & WIFE GHUMNE NIKLE RASTE ME EK GAHDA GHAAS
KHA RAHA THA.
WIFE BOLI : WO DEHKO TUMHARA RISHTEDAR GHAAS KHA RAHA HAI
USE NAMASTE KARO .
HUSBAND : NAMASTE " SASURJI".
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by ANGEL
CHANDRAPUR, INDIA |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
apni age ko 2 se multiply kro
ab isme 840 plus kro
answer ko 2 se divide kro
ab isme se apni age minus kro
answer apki personality show karega
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by ataussamad
malegaon |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Santo Office Jaa raha tha
Lali(Pyar se boli): See you at night.!
Santa(Gusse se): Dhamki kise de rahi ho mein b tujhe dekh
lunga.!!
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Ankho ke raste tere dilme utar jayene,
dil me utar ke dhadkan ban jayenge,
jara palke zukake chalna,
varna jamaneko tumhri ankho me hum najar ayenge.
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by Ganesh
Latur |
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