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Friday, Mar
11th, 2011
Do you know the Logic of "143" (LOVE) (One Four Three)?
Your birth year's last 2 digits + your current age + 33 =
143 for every one
Try this very interesting..!
Submitted by Srinivas (Dora)
visakhapatnam |
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Friday, Mar
11th, 2011
Dhoni Mom: Ja beta bazaar se sabzi le aa.
Dhoni: par Maa, hum log South Africa se match haar gaye hai,
public
bohut gusse mein hain..
Mom: Meri sari pehen ke ja, koi nehi pehechanega.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got Shocked.
Dhoni: Apko kaise pata chala.
Girl: Abeh... mein Nehra hoo.
Submitted by Surindar Sah
Guwahati |
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Friday, Mar
11th, 2011
Banta's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..
Banta saved that Number in his Mobile
Phone as,
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New Father
Submitted by Ramnath Prakash
Kalamboli, Navi Mumbai |
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Friday, Mar
11th, 2011
He: Darling, if you marry me, I will
satisfy your smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.
Submitted by Santosh
Tatanagar, India |
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Thursday, Mar
10th, 2011
Keep Ur Thought +ve bcoz they bcum ur words,
Keep Ur Words +ve bcoz they bcum ur Action,
Keep Ur Action +ve bcoz they bcum ur DESTINY,
.....Gud Mrng & Have A Nice Day.....
Submitted by Sandeep
Mumbai |
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Thursday, Mar
10th, 2011
When a woman says: "Well, what do you think?"
she is not asking for YOUR opinion.
She is asking for HER opinion, but from your mouth.
Submitted by Jayesh
Ranchi |
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Monday, Mar 7th,
2011
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Banta
Nurse: Birthdates?
Patient: 01-Feb-85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
Submitted by Aarti
Chennai, India |
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Monday, Feb
28th, 2011
Girl:- Watz d proof dat U miss me..?
Boy:- C my cheeks..
My mamma slapped me..
Coz i was smilling while sleeping..
Thinkng of U..
Submitted by Minal
Ranchi, India |
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Friday, Feb
25th, 2011
When u get dis sms send it to
one person u love,
one u hate,
one u always thnk of &
one u wish 2 kill..
now keep guessin y I sent it to U.
Submitted by Santosh Patil
Muradabad, India |
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