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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!
Submitted
by Rishi
N. Delhi, India |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
The Dream is not what you see in
sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.
Good morning!
Submitted by Sweta Tiwari
Kolkatta, India |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.
Submitted
by Fantoosh
India |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Ssshh….Don't afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night
Submitted
by Manish Mahendru
Kerela, India |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Submitted
by Dolly Seth
Gujrat |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
how will you send roses to moon??? ? ?
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think.....! think.....!
very simple!!!
just say GULAB-JA-MOON!!
Submitted
by haamid
bangalore,india |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
A late night sms greeting doesn't
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
Submitted
by Ujjwal
Gaziabad |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Submitted
by Tejal
India |
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Wednesday,
July 8th, 2009
Hum ne chaha "AAP" ko,
Aap ne chaha kisi "AUR" ko,
Khuda na kare aap ki zindagi mein wo din aaye,
jab Aap chahe "JISKO" wo
chahe kisi "AUR" ko.
Submitted
by IMRAN
BHILAI |
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