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Thursday,
March 22nd, 2007
A sad love story. Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! Bf:
Huhu Huhu! Gf: Huhuhuhu! Bf: Hu hu huhuhu! Gf: Huhu hu! Bf:
Huhuhuhuhu! Gf: huhu Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! How sad! |
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Wednesday,
March 21st, 2007
God saw your parents hungry, He created
pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw
them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems,
He created you! |
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Tuesday,
March 20th, 2007
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I
had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh.
I know! That's why I poisoned you! |
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Friday,
March 16th, 2007
Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's
chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes... |
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Wednesday,
March 14th, 2007
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs
to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of
the dogs is reading this |
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Tuesday,
March 13th, 2007
Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please. |
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Sunday, March 11th, 2007
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as
soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make
sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote
on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME,
TOO". |
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Saturday, March 10th, 2007
Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot
for ever! |
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Friday, March 9th, 2007
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!.. |
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