G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D
Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money
Submitted by rekha yadav
delhi
Sun, 24
Aug
2008
1 Admi pehli bar sasural gaya.....
Gaon walo se pucha: Yahan koi Enjoy
karne wali cheez hai kya ?
Wo bole : Nahi Babuji....
ek thi wo bhi Aap le gaye....!!
Submitted by YOGESH ROHILLA
DELHI,INDIA
Sun, 24
Aug
2008
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.....
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
"
bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho....
ladka; ha' bhabhi
Submitted by veenus kalra
delhi
Sun, 24
Aug
2008
A negative thinker see a
difficulty in every
opportunity, A positive
thinker see an opportunity in
every difficulty, wish u an
optimistic life.
Submitted by n`wa yuza
limpopo, giyani
Thu, 21
Aug
2008
Friend r like pillow,
U can hug it in happiness,
Cry on it in pain & lay head on it
when tired
So when u need friend, Don't disturb
me
Bazaar se pilow khrid lena..
Submitted by Gulshan
Ludhiana, India
Thu, 21
Aug
2008
2 men were searching 4 their lost
wifes
1st: how's ur wife look like
2nd: beautiful, bold blue eyes. what
about urs
1st: meri ko maar goli chal teri
dhundein
Submitted by Bashi Ali
Lahore, Pakistan
Thu, 21
Aug
2008
Boy: BUS aur Girls
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: Auto Rickshaw aur Boys
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain .
Submitted by ishtiaq ahmed
daokay muridke near lahore
Thu, 21
Aug
2008
Fullform of GIRL:
G-gossip me sabse aagge..
I-innocent sirf shakal se
R-rone ki automatic machine
L-ladai me sabki maa..
hai na
Submitted by deepak jain
raipur
Thu, 21
Aug
2008
The butyful drms has com tru.
The litle cute birds r singing
4U.
The rays of sun r touching Ur
butyful eyes
n
distrbing U 4 wising gud
mrning 2u.
Gud mrning.
Submitted by Vishwas
New Delhi