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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects |
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I just bought a used car. It’s a convertible. You turn the
key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben
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Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, &
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Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a sudden shift of wit!
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne, Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
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What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. |
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