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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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by Subodh Kaushik
Raigadh, India |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.
Submitted
by Missi
Jamshedpur, Jharkhand |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
A girl went to a doctor and told him: "Doc, I have a
problem, I fart alot but thanks to God that my fart neither
stinks or has sound. Doctor told her that he has a Solution
to this problem and gave her some medicine.
The next day, the girl returned back to doctor and said that
what kind of medicine you gave me, now my fart stinks, in
reply doctor said; Good, your Nose start working, now we
should work on your Ears.
Submitted
by Janu
KBL, AFG |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was
caught watching tv... another playing footbal
l and the third one was caught reading this messag
Submitted
by Vinod
Mumbai, India |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
SMILE:
S-Sets U Free
M-Makes U Special
I-Increases Ur Face Value
L-Lifts Up Ur Spirits
E-Erases All Ur Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
Submitted
by vishal
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Agar questn paper tuff lage,
ya samajh me na aaye to:
ek gehri saans lo aur
zor se chillao
Kamino fail hi karna hai,to exam kyun lete ho......
Submitted
by Avantika Wardha
India |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Anjano me bhi dost mila karte hai.
kanto me bhi phool khila karte hai.
hame kanta samjkar bhul na jana
Q ki kante hi phool ki hifajat karte hai
Submitted
by sada.paul
India |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Sukh unhe milte hai, Jo dukh ko sehte hai,
Aanso unke behte hai, Jo yaadon main rehet hai,
Aur Hum SMS unhe bhejte hai, Jo humaare DIL Main rehte hain.....
Submitted
by Anurodh Pawar
(PUNE) |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Yeh Raat Itni Tanaha Kyu Hote Hain..
Kismet Se Apni Sabko Shikayat Kyu Hote Hain..
Yeh Kismet Bhi Ajeeb Khel Khelti Hain..
Jise Hum Pa Nahi Sakate Usi "Se Mohabbat" Kyu Hote Hain..
Submitted
by Farida
london uk |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
Sabne kaha DOSTI ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabol hai.
Sabne kaha is DARd ke sath JEE NA paogay,
Humney kaha teri DOSTI ke sath MARNA kabool hai.
Submitted
by Manoj
delhi |
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Monday,
October 19th, 2009
chera ki muskaan ban jata h koi
dil ki dhadkan ban jata h koi
phir kaise jiyege zindgi unke begar
jab zindgi jine ki vajah ban jata h koi
Submitted
by Preeti
chennai |
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