Love And Funny Jokes

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Don't let someone become your everything,
because when they're gone you have nothing!
Submitted by Tanajiwadekar
Mumbai -India

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Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Ek Sharabi subah subah kya bolta hai?
-Tauba tauba sharab se tauba.
Aur shaam ko kya bolta hai?
-Tauba tauba sharab se tauba?
Submitted by Vinod Maldikar
Airoli, New Mumbai, India

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Monday, May 5th, 2009

Life is railway station in which love is a train,
it'l come n go at any time bt,
friendship is d track Dat wil bthere 4ver,
so keep in touch...
Submitted by CARLOS
DHUMBARAHI, KATHMANDU

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Monday, May 4th, 2009

I am a Loner
Seeking a Lover
Can't find a Boy
Who can give me Joy
Now that I have You
I will never lost You
Coz' My Love is True.
Submitted by BamVilalat P. Chapman
Mindanao, Philippines

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Monday, May 4th, 2009

A life is difficult, full of traill, pain, sorrow.
But if u fall down just stand up straight be confident n ask ....

Dhakka kisna mara bay (who pushed me?)
Submitted by CARLOS
DHUMBARAHI, KATHMANDU

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Monday, May 4th, 2009

Niche jao aur jito paisa he paisa!
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Aur niche
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Aur
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Yakeen nahi hota. Tum paise k liye itna nitche gir sakte ho. DHEEKAR HAI TUMHE!

HEY DUDE DONT BE MEAN OK
Submitted by CARLOS
DHUMBARAHI, KATHMANDU

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Monday, May 4th, 2009

Taskeen na ho jis se raaz raaz badal dalo,
Jo raaz na rakh paye, Hamraaz badal dalo,
Tum ne b suni ho gi barhi aam kahawat hai,
Anjam ka ho khatra, Aghaz badal dalo,
Pur-sooz dilon ko jo muskan na de paye,
Sur hi na milley jis mein vo saaz badal dalo,
Dushman k iradon ko hai zair agar karna ,
Tum khial vohi khialo andaaz badal dalo,
A dost karo himmat kuch door swera hai,
gar chahtey ho manzil PARWAZ badal dalo ....
Submitted by Sohail Arshad (0551302907)
Abha, Saudi Arab

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Monday, May 4th, 2009

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. (Bast**rd, Pull your feet from Oxygen pipe)
Submitted by PRADEEP
Mumbai, India

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.
How 2 Laugh.
How 2 HardWork.
How 2 Love.
How 2 cry..
but i neva learned
how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear
Submitted by Sonu Khiyani
Unnao, India

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Day may end without seeing U,
day may end without messanging U,
Day may end without talking to U,
But day never end without remebering U
Submitted by Nagaraju
Hyderabad, India

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Jo pal pal jale wo
"ROSHNI"
Jo pal pal mahke wo
"KHUSBU"
Jo pal pal dadke wo
"DIL"
Jo pal pal yaad aaye wo
"AAP"
Jo har pal yaad kre wo
"HUM"
DEV*******TO*******SONA
Submitted by Pushpender
gurgaon

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Santa behosh ho gaya
Doctor: ye mar chuka hai
Jab Usko Jalane lage Wo uth k bola Maine Zinda hu
Wife- Chup chap pade raho
Tum Doctor se zayada akalmand ho kya?
Submitted by Nimitt jain
Belgaum, India

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai .udhar kal khudega!
Submitted by LUCKY
MANDSAUR

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

PAL PAL SE EHSAAS HOTA HAI
EHSAAT SE KOI KHAS BANTA HAI
KHAS SE VISHWAS BANTA HAI
JAISE KI AAP
I LOVE U PRIYA
Submitted by YUVRAAJ
DELHI,INDIA

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

saari umar apko pyar mile,
jo dil me hai wo hazar baar mile,
bichad jate hai milne ke baad kuch log,
janam janam na bichade aisa apko pyar mile..
Submitted by sahil desai
hyderabad,india

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