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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
A first morning message does not mean that i am disturbing
u.
it means you are the first and best person about whom
i am thinking after opening my eyes. good morning :)
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by m.suresh
gollagunta |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
the greatest gift you can give to someone is your time......
bcoz when you give someone your time,
You are giving them a portion of life that you will.......
Submitted
by Dhiraj
chandrapur,
maharashtra, india |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
1 car se takrakar 1 kabootar behosh ho jata hai.
Car wala usse ghar le gaya, pinjre me rakha,
kabootar ko hosh aaya to bola,
"AAILA JAIL? "
Wo car wala mar gaya kya?
Submitted
by Praveen sisodia
Burari Delhi, India |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
Submitted
by SIMMY
DELHI, INDIA |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
Tarasti nazron ne har pal aapka deedar manga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaya vo khuda bhi hum se,
jab humne apni har dua me aapka pyaar manga.
FOR SUMIT
I LOVE U
Submitted
by SIMMY
DELHI, INDIA |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
My dear,supposing i av given u all dat i had,how would i av
ever say 'i love you' when d VOICE BOX
is also part of what i av.
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by Tosin akoms
Lagos Nigeria |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone but you will only
cry in
front of one who is special for you......
Submitted
by Sadat
Kanpur, India |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Submitted
by msakram
lahore,pakistan |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
Na thi jisko humare pyar ki kadar
Itthafaq se hum usiko chah rahe the
Isi diye ne jalaya humare hat ko
Jise hawa se bacha rahe te hum
Submitted
by amol dhaygude
maharastra,India |
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Saturday,
Apr 25th, 2009
Andhe santa ke aakhon ka 20 sal ke bad operation tha.
Operation k bad doctor uski aankhe khulwate waqt waha par
santa ke ma bap bhi the.
Doctor ne aakhon ki patti nikali. … aur ma aur bap ki aur
dekhte huye santa bola…
“aapne muze pahchana kya?”
Submitted
by Samir Rawool
Mumbai, India |
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