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Mon, 03 Mar
2008
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yar, up above
da world so high, sun has risen in
da sky, uth ja jaldi pile chaye,
then u msg & tell me hi. Good
morning
Submitted by meropokhara
Pokhar Nepal |
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Mon, 03 Mar
2008
santa; if she buys orange
juice that means she likes me and
if she buys strawberry juice that
means she dont like me. [ the girl
buys grapes juice.] banta starts
laughing loudly. santa to overcome
his
emberassement says; it means she has
not made her decision about me yet.
Submitted by ayesha
pakistan |
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Mon, 03 Mar
2008
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you
are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Submitted by Radha
Basti, Uttar Pradesh, India |
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Sun, 02 Mar
2008
Five rules of girls
1:Love me don't touch me
2 Touch me don't kiss me
3 Kiss me don't 'use'me
4 Use me don'forget me
5Forget me but don't tell to anyone!
Submitted by Rajen Lamsal
Kathamandu Nepal |
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Sat, 01 Mar
2008
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill
dadi dengi.
Submitted by vigya kumar
vigya_gyan@yahoo.co.in |
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Fri, 29 Feb
2008
teri galiyon me na rakhenge
kadam aaj ke baad kyonki kichhad
bahot hota he baarish aane ke baad.
Submitted by tejash31186
Nadiad-India |
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Fri, 29 Feb
2008
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one
around you,
the world seems to be fading
away,
come along with me I'll take u
to an eye specialist!
Submitted by Depu
Shilong, India |
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