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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :D
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by Murli Kukkur
NRI, Dubai |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
Submitted by Sonal
Surat, India |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND... !
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by ABBAS
sialkot-pakistan |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning
of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling ,
it means :- With Idiot For Ever
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by Samar
N.Delhi |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now
itz time 2 fall
asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis
nite shall
b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Submitted
by Shio
Chennai, India |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Everyday same wishes!
Are U bored of it? Let it be different this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U.
Have a horrible day!
Submitted
by Rakesh Joshi
Navi Mumbai, India |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari.
Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
Submitted
by Vikas Kumar
Kanpur, Uttarpradesh, India |
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Monday,
June 29th, 2009
tabiyat kharab thi doctor ko dhikhaya,
doctor ne kaha: kisi pagal ko sms karo thik ho jayega.
tumhe sms kiya aab aachha lag raha he........
Submitted
by Rahul Seth
Kolkotta, India |
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